Yesterday was my 2nd day back at work after the Christmas break and filled with enthusiasm at the prospect of having my purpose re-instated, sending and receiving emails or just communicating with anyone who I am not related to and achieving work-based goals, I went about my day.
Having had 1 coffee before I left my house for work, by 10:30am I was already 2 coffees down. My body was beginning a chain reaction much like atoms being heated under a microscope.
As time passed, I became ever more bouncy until around 2pm when I was so full of beans, I couldn’t concentrate anymore and had no idea where to bounce next….. So I bounced myself into the kitchen of course! And made myself another Coffee!!
FAIL. FAIL. FAIL.
That evening after sprinting home and laughing hysterically at anything that moved, I practically had to beat myself over the head to get to sleep but got very little sleep and awoke to find my bed-sheets strewn over my room as if I’d gone to bed with a Helicopter.
Flash Rosenberg may have once said “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee” But I assure you too much coffee is in fact a danger.
So there it is kids! Unless you want to feel like poo, don’t have 3 cups of Coffee, have 2.