I went to a wedding at Sandhurst…
… and said the ‘C’ word in the house of Jebus and big daddy God.
Apparently thats not cool.
(Not even counting the amount of times I said the ‘F’ word)
I DO!……….. I mean, I WILL walk behind men in uniform, carrying 2 handbags worth a total of 4k…
AND a made-to-order drawing by my own fair hand; my gift to the happy couple
AND swearing with my hand (bearing in mind the WHOLE wedding party are walking behind us (including grannies etc))
Desperate for a glass of champagne…
Life’s a bitch… It helps if you have a silk jumpsuit.
On another note - AMY!.. Please eat something. (Or transfer your anorexic tendencies to my own vaguely tolerable and fatter silhouette).